Square slate coaster "Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate not alcoholic"

This charming engraved square slate coaster features the humorous phrase, “Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate not an alcoholic,” playfully capturing the spirit of fun and adventure associated with the pirate lifestyle. Crafted from natural slate, each coaster showcases unique texture and color variations, making it a stylish and durable addition to any home bar or dining table. Perfect for entertaining guests or as a quirky gift for rum enthusiasts, this coaster combines practicality with a touch of whimsy, encouraging a laid-back attitude towards enjoying life’s little pleasures.